Penne Noodles with Bacon Bits

Lima Ohio - Shut up fest

There was a good amount of BBQ hot dogs, and BBQ tofu, there were many other things, but i was wasted and wanted to eat it all.

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK OFF: PAT'S VS GENO'S

Visiting my family in Pennsylvania, I took my boyfriend to the 9th street cheesesteak battle ground that is Geno's / Pat's.

In short: Geno's won by a shitton. The bun was better. The steak was juicier.

Pat's actually sucked.

Bling Bling Que

STR8 GR8 COCKtail:
Blend 2gether 1 PINEAPPLE + 1 CANTALOUPE
Mix in 1 bottle OF ORANGINA (spelling?), 1 bottle of MALIBU RUM
Squeeze LEMONS to taste.
** jussay'n but BUDLIGHT tasted GR8 splashed innit. seriously, put beer in your cock's.

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HOT DAWG AND BERNIE MAC SALAD:
1 HOT DOG
1 generous scoop of homemade macaroni salad
**add mustard if that's your steeze.

QUICK APPLE PIE

Bake in your toaster oven these ingredients: one slice apple, brown sugar and oatmeal. Dairy free, gluten free, fat free, sucker free.

Add some vanilla ice cream for delishesness.

Instant Ceviche

Directions for dummies:
Take your favorite salsa and dump in some fake crab. Serve with tortilla chips. And listen to some Burzum.

BBQ

the first picture is home made mac and cheese with broccoli, but the rest are assorted chili dogs,chili cheese dogs and burnt shit on a grill.