mac and cheese dorrito nachos

no need to explain. this turned out to be a bad idea i guess.

Cold outside means warm food.

its cold as shit in my house. we dont have any heat. this is pesto i made from my own basil plants. ive been eating a ton of it latley. it rules. the other is some red sauce with a dumpload of hotsauce in it.

Life is good sometimes

pretty old picture, but its a million fake meats and the fancyist of fancy bubble boozes.

Basil Hummus In the Food Processor.

fresh basil/garlic/chick peas/lemon juice/salt/Tahini. Put it on everything.

Bicuits and Gravy

Mushroom Gravy. Store bought biscuits, avacado, siracha sauce. lone star beer. austin texas. so good.

weird doritos i got on tour

the diablo ones were actually really hot. i made sandwiches with them. american cheese. and mayo. i saw these a lot in the southwest. lots of flaming hot things. they like it hawt in the south.

Veggie melt, Lazy Janes. Madison

red peppers,cheese,onions, broccoli, some other things. chips, salad. A+ BRO.

Veggie Dogs With Flamin Hots.

new york eatings part deluxe

Nachos at some airport bar, they were pretty gross.
Some spicy chocolate vegan split monster
vegan jalapeno bean burger, really good.
cold noodles at some asian place momofuku or some shit. good. pretty asian

what is this

various new york eatings

Some kind of mushroom sandwich. Mushrooms suck. This was not mine.
Vegan Rib Sandwich
this thing ruled super hard, thats why theres 3 pictures of it. it kind of tasted like primal strips covered in bbq sauce i guess.


Vegan Fried Shrimp. This was pretty spot on as well, i guess anything fried tastes good though

This is why you're fat

Thisiswhyyourefat.com

My friend Jeff told me about this site last night, saying I have to go there. It's all user submitted foods with coronary heart disease crust. Most of it just gave me heartburn while looking at it. Although some, where simply beautiful constructions of culinary bacon genius.

My favorites:

Meatloaf cake with mashed potato icing and ketchup

Egg quiche with gravy icing and bacon bits on top

Pizza cone

meatloaf w/ mac and cheese wrapped in bacon

potato salad sandwiched in white bread and 5 packages of strawberry cream cheese

smore deep fried

hotdog wrapped in frenchfries

french fry cheese brick

bacon ice cream

bacon donut

snack stadium

another grill out

veggie dogs/corn/real chicken/sandwich

Penne Noodles with Bacon Bits

Lima Ohio - Shut up fest

There was a good amount of BBQ hot dogs, and BBQ tofu, there were many other things, but i was wasted and wanted to eat it all.

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK OFF: PAT'S VS GENO'S

Visiting my family in Pennsylvania, I took my boyfriend to the 9th street cheesesteak battle ground that is Geno's / Pat's.

In short: Geno's won by a shitton. The bun was better. The steak was juicier.

Pat's actually sucked.

Bling Bling Que

STR8 GR8 COCKtail:
Blend 2gether 1 PINEAPPLE + 1 CANTALOUPE
Mix in 1 bottle OF ORANGINA (spelling?), 1 bottle of MALIBU RUM
Squeeze LEMONS to taste.
** jussay'n but BUDLIGHT tasted GR8 splashed innit. seriously, put beer in your cock's.

++++++



HOT DAWG AND BERNIE MAC SALAD:
1 HOT DOG
1 generous scoop of homemade macaroni salad
**add mustard if that's your steeze.

QUICK APPLE PIE

Bake in your toaster oven these ingredients: one slice apple, brown sugar and oatmeal. Dairy free, gluten free, fat free, sucker free.

Add some vanilla ice cream for delishesness.

Instant Ceviche

Directions for dummies:
Take your favorite salsa and dump in some fake crab. Serve with tortilla chips. And listen to some Burzum.

BBQ

the first picture is home made mac and cheese with broccoli, but the rest are assorted chili dogs,chili cheese dogs and burnt shit on a grill.