Bling Bling Que

STR8 GR8 COCKtail:
Blend 2gether 1 PINEAPPLE + 1 CANTALOUPE
Mix in 1 bottle OF ORANGINA (spelling?), 1 bottle of MALIBU RUM
Squeeze LEMONS to taste.
** jussay'n but BUDLIGHT tasted GR8 splashed innit. seriously, put beer in your cock's.

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HOT DAWG AND BERNIE MAC SALAD:
1 HOT DOG
1 generous scoop of homemade macaroni salad
**add mustard if that's your steeze.