Penne Noodles with Bacon Bits

Lima Ohio - Shut up fest

There was a good amount of BBQ hot dogs, and BBQ tofu, there were many other things, but i was wasted and wanted to eat it all.

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK OFF: PAT'S VS GENO'S

Visiting my family in Pennsylvania, I took my boyfriend to the 9th street cheesesteak battle ground that is Geno's / Pat's.

In short: Geno's won by a shitton. The bun was better. The steak was juicier.

Pat's actually sucked.

Bling Bling Que

STR8 GR8 COCKtail:
Blend 2gether 1 PINEAPPLE + 1 CANTALOUPE
Mix in 1 bottle OF ORANGINA (spelling?), 1 bottle of MALIBU RUM
Squeeze LEMONS to taste.
** jussay'n but BUDLIGHT tasted GR8 splashed innit. seriously, put beer in your cock's.

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HOT DAWG AND BERNIE MAC SALAD:
1 HOT DOG
1 generous scoop of homemade macaroni salad
**add mustard if that's your steeze.

QUICK APPLE PIE

Bake in your toaster oven these ingredients: one slice apple, brown sugar and oatmeal. Dairy free, gluten free, fat free, sucker free.

Add some vanilla ice cream for delishesness.

Instant Ceviche

Directions for dummies:
Take your favorite salsa and dump in some fake crab. Serve with tortilla chips. And listen to some Burzum.

BBQ

the first picture is home made mac and cheese with broccoli, but the rest are assorted chili dogs,chili cheese dogs and burnt shit on a grill.

Trip to Chicago.

Went to some vegan asian place in chicago, and it smelled like cleaning fluid. but the food was ok. i got curry noodles with chicken, some other weird dish with rice noodles and this brown sugar tasting sauce, purple rice. it was all pretty good. then i ended the night by going to veggie bites and getting a buffalo melt and chased it with a kool aid jammer.

grilled sandwich

Veggie burger/iceburg/stop and go mayo packets/ketchup/mustard

BBQ TAMALE

Veg BBQ Tamale:

Masa flour, olive oil, water, BBQ sauce, (boiled) potatoes, lentils, topped with cheese. I rolled this shits together. Cooked in oven for 10-15 on a med-high temp. I hate ovens. 

Would have been better minus lentils. Eat with hot sauce.

MEAT LOVER'S COOKIES

Ingredients:

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Chocolate
Peanuts
Mother fucking BACON!!!!!!!

Doritos Nachos

Nacho Cheese doritos,soyrizo,swiss/cheddar/some other cheese/refried beans

Cilantro hummus

2 cloves garlic
shitload of cilantro, if you think its too much, add more.
2 scallions
1 can garbanzo beans
6 tbs tahini
lots of lemon juice
squirt of siracha sauce
salt
cumin to taste

POOR APPETITE

APPETIZER

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Apple and Cucumber Salad
Ingredients: Granny smith apple, cucumber, salt, pepper, thyme, olive oil, balsamic vinegar

MAIN COURSE

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Vegetable Stew over Brown Rice
Ingredients: Potatoes, spinach, broccoli, cauliflower, brown rice, lentils, cabbage, sardines, olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, thyme, cayenne pepper

-- MM